Thursday, December 02, 2021

Happy 40TH!?!??! Birfday!

To an all-time Mrs. Xmastime, Britney Spears!

That's right, one of the Mrs. Xmastimes from 2007, she is now 40, which is fucked up. The first of many, MANY times I mentioned her on this blog was back in 2006:

Maybe you think God will forgive you if after you receive an award for such a video you remind everyone to go to church, I don't know. Either way relax, they’re just videos…until there’s one of the Beatles playing “I Melt with You” while Jessica Alba gets a rimjob from Britney, I’ll find it hard to believe God has that much of a hand in music videos. 

I have no real idea what any of that means but the point is we've kinda been a "thing" since she was still only 25, so...

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