I'll be honest, the high-concept comedy with the one got a legit LOL.
NEWT'S EX
Sully IS MUSING re: the impact of Newt's ex coming out and giving an interview about his asking for her blessing to continue and affair. I find it hard to believe the interview will have any negative impact on Newt. Everyone has long known his cheating and hypocrisy and nobody seems to really mind - in fact, this "attack" from his ex might spur Newt more towards that most hallowed of GOP positions, The Victim, and he can blame the left-wing media, the lamestream media, the media, non-real Americans, Jesus-hating Americans, foreigners, European foreigners, the French, people who like ice cream, A-Rod, Letterman, dogs with missing legs, dentists, clowns, rodeo clowns, clown college professors, Clowns for Literacy, shortstops, left fielders, gays, Gisele, the 1943 Chicago Bears, Asians, Koreans, Chinese, Japanese, birds, Eli Manning, Menudo, Johnny Carson, people that work at Frito-Lay, the Gilmore Girls (cast and crew), people that wear sunglasses indoors, animal trainers, Woody Allen, the Bad News Bears, The Bad News Bears remake, snakes, those things you shake up and it snows inside, bees, killer bees, killer whales, whales, Frank Whaley, popcorn, farts, armpit farts, squirrels, toilets that make you hafta hold down the lever until it's done flushing, cake, Tony Dorsett, Sweet Valley High, waiters, journalists and the president for what is surely a liberally-rigged attempt to crush the spirits of noble patriots and Jesus, along with his lovable, scrappy sidekick, Baby Jesus.
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