Yeah thanks but it turns out I'm not ready to see Peppermint Patty crying like a normal young girl. She's a heckuva gal who plays baseball because softball is too girly so jesus no thanks on her being this "real". And never mind me getting started with Linus, History's Greatest Monster, reacting in a nice (albeit creepy) way (with what, a fucking dog bowl on his head?) instead of his usual "oh hey, just sit tight while I do something incredibly weird here with my blanket and recite another Bible verse for you dirtbags..."
Do better, Charles M. Schulz dammit!
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