Friday, June 24, 2022

Oh FFS KFC

I've been bitching for years INCLUDING MOST RECENTLY IN 2020!!!! about the absuridyt of fast food "special celebrity meals!" for being nothing special at all (and in my case at my age I'm not even certain about the "celebrity" part).

So now some young hot shot rapper is doing it for KFC and the writer of this post can't seem to wrap her head around how KFC is struggling with such promotions, so as a favor I'd like to point out one simple fact, that just like the others before them this meal is duller than fuck.

A spicy chicken sandwich? WOW! Oh wait - with ranch!!

With...fries!!??! Oh but not just fries but "secret recipe" fries!! Oh my! I kneel before you, Kentucky Fried Genius Professor in the Lab!

Aaaaaand some macaroni and cheese.

That's it? That's fucking it, that's what this hipster 20-something came up with to excite people about KFC?

GTFO, boring mofos. Ugh.

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