Here's just a FEW of his many gems, enjoy! And you're welcome, Earth!
Peter Marshall: "Eddie Fisher recently said, 'I am sorry. I am sorry for them both.' Who was he referring to?"Paul Lynde: "His fans."Marshall: "Paul, how many fingers in the girl scout salute?"Lynde: "Gee, I don't remember. The last time I saw it was when I didn't buy their cookies."Marshall: "Paul, any good sailor knows that when a man falls off a ship you yell 'Man overboard!' What should you shout if a woman falls overboard?"Lynde: "Full speed ahead!"Marshall: "What are 'dual-purpose cattle' good for that other cattle aren't?"Lynde: "They give milk... and cookies, but I don't recommend the cookies."Marshall: "Paul, does Ann Landers think there is anything wrong with you if you do your housework in the nude?"Lynde: "No, but I have to be terribly careful when I do my ironing."
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