All over the news has been Biden's killing Al Queda's leader, Ayman Al-Zawahiri.
"But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), “didn't you have a joke about this all the way back in 2006?"
Sigh. Yes I did, faithful readers, YES I did:
5) I see Osama Bin Laden has been making more videotapes. Why is this
even news; I thought Bush “didn’t care” where he was, that it didn’t
matter. Which, I guess, makes me wonder why every time we get “the #2
guy!!!” it’s plastered on the front page and we clear out the Canyon of
Heroes for Prez Fuckwad. How many times can we get excited about
catching the #2 guy anyways; eventually won’t the guy have originally
been like the “94th guy”? So what? We’ll just keep going I guess, til
we hit this guy:
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