Gee...

...if only a former First Lady had tried promoting the importance of eating vegetables until a certain political party melted down crying about it as if she was trying to promote renaming Jesus Christ “Mr. Fartsy Farty McFart Farts, Esq.”…. 

…and nice try sweetheart but here in real America we like to insist that our political candidates try to impress us with their "down home folksiness!" by caroming around from state fair to state fair recklessly ingesting as much deep-fried crap as they can shove down their gullets so yeah I don't think that's gonna be a problem.