Blind Taste Test

And unlike my own style of eating, which consisted of hovering over my plate swatting away hands like a fucking ninja, kids aren’t selfish at all with food - like rich people, they have no idea there might ever be an end to their supply. - WILLIAMSBURG RATS: A Manny's Tour of Duty

Rich people like to surrender to the chef since they know if they don't like it they can always just get something else, so while there's no way in h-e-double hockey sticks I would try this I can't believe this hasn't already been more of a *thing*.