Every day, I’ll add one thing to this list:
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Tree Grows in Brooklyn, toast with butter, Apollo 8, Garfield, the
"slightly pull the car up while someone's trying to get in" gag, dogs
with their heads sticking out car windows, wood paneling, pork egg foo
young, rain, Roadrunner (Modern Lovers), the green type in Hulu’s search
bar, Marah, Without Feathers, hour 3 of a wedding reception, French
women, Rob Brydon, Indiana high school basketball, whenever anyone else
cancels an appointment, The Star-Spangled Girl (the play not the movie),
Cheaper by the Dozen (the book not the movie grrrrr), 1995, Camille
Claudel, the perfect pen, hotels, witnessing the slow-moving car crash
of when some guy replies to "I'm ______ and I'll be your waitress" with
"I'm ______ and I'll be your customer!", The Red Green Show, dinner
parties at 100 Metro, Robert Kennedy, the first warm sock out of the
dryer, the #7, honest waiters, Russell Edson, Rankin/Bass animation,
Soup (the books not the “food”), Queen Elizabeth II (sorry, I),"Bobby
Jean", my orange bear hat, Ball Four, The Steven Banks Show, French
Vanilla anything, Porridge (the sitcom not the disgusting "food"), a
paperback with the perfect floppiness to it, oranges, Downton Abbey,
shag carpet, the first 3 Ed Burns movies, peas, knowing it's about to
rain, Paul McCartney, Peter Tinniswood, Cheerios, the Starbucks mobile
ordering app, any toaster with more than two slots, bears, watching car
tail lights crossing a bridge at night, refrigerator ice machines that
work, nodding & saying "fellas" whenever I walk by two dogs
together, rye bread, That Thing You Do!, Martin Short, Square Books in
Oxford Mississippi, Hayday, my feet in the grass, Jeff Lamp, the thrill
of an upcoming rest stop with several great fast food options, women,
7/06/1957, vintage 1970s Pizza Hut, Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares
(obviously the UK one and not the awful US version), kids who actually
try to be funny, The Replacements, great straws, "What's Happening!!",
Rocco DiSpirito's "The Restaurant", Christmas lights, Carol Burnett, The
Turkey's Nest, thunder, "Only Fools and Horses", the fries at the
bottom of the bag, the first "Mad Men" office, the Williamsburg Softball
League 2003-2012, Coach Bobby Finstock, "Animal Farm" by The Kinks,
London Fog, cloth couches, DT & the Shakes, Norman Lear, taking the
train, a sportcoat you don’t want to take off, frozen waffles, Bill
Russell, Stove Top stuffing, the mingling of generations at weddings,
carpeting, BritBox, front porches, Stephen Merchant, sheepdog drone work
videos, Ralph Malph, canceled meetings, the word “shenanigans”, the
first time I ever pulled off saying “bodega” after moving to Brooklyn,
my friend Riley, Joy Garden, David Spade doing his impression of Dennis
Miller calling him "Spudly", Bob Uecker, when a sitcom pairs off two
unlikely characters, "Uncle", the first Autumn issue of "The New
Yorker", Johnny Hart, Doritos & peanut butter, Joe Strummer, people
who don’t always pretend they have better things to do, Teen Wolf,
Dancing On My Own (the song not the activity), mushy peas, St. Paul (the
sandwich not the city)(sorry city I've just never been), Car Wheels on a
Gravel Road, R.E.M., old men only too happy to give their thoughts on
the bowl of ice cream they’re eating, Bulleit bottles, Wally my cat
friend, asking "what if it's a puppy?" whenever anyone gets a box in the
mail, saying the word "mouse", saying “mousey mousey”, the 1995 PBS doc
on rock & roll, sausage wheels, Monopoly, provolone, very old
monarchies that are without actual power but still are charming enough
to let you believe just a little bit in magic, oranges, Steve Jones,
chicken planks from Long John Silver's, ivy, green, Love in Vain, Wayne
Federman, Magic Shell, the off-off Broadway classic La Cocina, a classic
barn jacket, The Great Brain, funny raccoon pictures, raw onion, every
time Principal Ava on “Abbot Elementary” walks into a scene, Mr.
Submarine, whatever it is I think 1970s architecture looks like, The
Clissold Arms, The Wonder Years reboot, my first cronut, podcasting,
Teenage Riot, Liev Schrieber narrating anything, brown, any kind of
"melt" when they can still keep the mayo/tomatoes cold, Bloom County,
Baby Come Back (The Equals not Player), Geoff Esper, a party mix with as
close to zero pretzels as we can get at the moment, Derry Girls, John Lennon chewing gum onstage, a trail mix with as
close to zero raisins as we can get at the moment,
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