A little kid chef, lauded globally as a prodigy, a veritable Mozart of fancy cooking, has his own cooking show on the Food Network, whatever the hell that is now. But at the end of the show nothing's been cooked because the little kid chef is constantly asking "guess what?"
"And then I add pepper and then...guess what?"
"We're gonna make smoked aubergine, pepper and walnut salad with pomegranate today, and guess what?"
And on and on and on. Every 30 seconds, "and then guess what?" until the audience all blow their brains out.
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