Goot EEEEVAH-ning!!

Current US Poet Laureate Ada Limón - who juuuuuuuuuuuust missed her chance to be THE Mrs. Xmastime!! - is giving a reading at (checks notes) (re-checks notes) Transylvania University and I'm sorry but if she doesn't drop at least one Dracula joke while there then I may have to reconsider her former status as a pretend Mrs. Xmastime.

Of course she could also ask them about their most famous graduate....😲😬