Every day, I’ll add one thing to this list:
A Tree
Grows in Brooklyn, toast with butter, Apollo 8, Garfield, the "slightly
pull the car up while someone's trying to get in" gag, dogs with their
heads sticking out car windows, wood paneling, pork egg foo young, rain,
Roadrunner (Modern Lovers), the green type in Hulu’s search bar, Marah,
Without Feathers, hour 3 of a wedding reception, French women, Rob
Brydon, Indiana high school basketball, whenever anyone else cancels an
appointment, The Star-Spangled Girl (the play not the movie), Cheaper by
the Dozen (the book not the movie grrrrr), 1995, Camille Claudel, the
perfect pen, hotels, witnessing the slow-moving car crash of when some
guy replies to "I'm ______ and I'll be your waitress" with "I'm ______
and I'll be your customer!", The Red Green Show, dinner parties at 100
Metro, Robert Kennedy, the first warm sock out of the dryer, the #7,
honest waiters, Russell Edson, Rankin/Bass animation, Soup (the books
not the “food”), Queen Elizabeth II (sorry, I),"Bobby Jean", my orange
bear hat, Ball Four, The Steven Banks Show, French Vanilla anything,
Porridge (the sitcom not the disgusting "food"), a paperback with the
perfect floppiness to it, oranges, Downton Abbey, shag carpet, the first
3 Ed Burns movies, peas, knowing it's about to rain, Paul McCartney,
Peter Tinniswood, Cheerios, the Starbucks mobile ordering app, any
toaster with more than two slots, bears, watching car tail lights
crossing a bridge at night, refrigerator ice machines that work, nodding
& saying "fellas" whenever I walk by two dogs together, rye bread,
That Thing You Do!, Martin Short, Square Books in Oxford Mississippi,
Hayday, my feet in the grass, Jeff Lamp, the thrill of an upcoming rest
stop with several great fast food options, women, 7/06/1957, vintage
1970s Pizza Hut, Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares (obviously the UK one and
not the awful US version), kids who actually try to be funny, The
Replacements, great straws, "What's Happening!!", Rocco DiSpirito's "The
Restaurant", Christmas lights, Carol Burnett, The Turkey's Nest,
thunder, "Only Fools and Horses", the fries at the bottom of the bag,
the first "Mad Men" office, the Williamsburg Softball League 2003-2012,
Coach Bobby Finstock, "Animal Farm" by The Kinks, London Fog, cloth
couches, DT & the Shakes, Norman Lear, taking the train, a sportcoat
you don’t want to take off, frozen waffles, Bill Russell, Stove Top
stuffing, the mingling of generations at weddings, carpeting, BritBox,
front porches, Stephen Merchant, sheepdog drone work videos, Ralph
Malph, canceled meetings, the word “shenanigans”, the first time I ever
pulled off saying “bodega” after moving to Brooklyn, my friend Riley,
Joy Garden, David Spade doing his impression of Dennis Miller calling
him "Spudly", Bob Uecker, when a sitcom pairs off two unlikely
characters, "Uncle", the first Autumn issue of "The New Yorker", Johnny
Hart, Doritos & peanut butter, Joe Strummer, people who don’t always
pretend they have better things to do, Teen Wolf, Dancing On My Own
(the song not the activity), mushy peas, St. Paul (the sandwich not the
city)(sorry city I've just never been), Car Wheels on a Gravel Road,
R.E.M., old men only too happy to give their thoughts on the bowl of ice
cream they’re eating, Bulleit bottles, Wally my cat friend, asking
"what if it's a puppy?" whenever anyone gets a box in the mail, saying
the word "mouse", saying “mousey mousey”, the 1995 PBS doc on rock &
roll, sausage wheels, Monopoly, provolone, very old monarchies that are
without actual power but still are charming enough to let you believe
just a little bit in magic, oranges, Steve Jones, chicken planks from
Long John Silver's, ivy, green, Love in Vain, Wayne Federman, Magic
Shell, the off-off Broadway classic La Cocina, a classic barn jacket,
The Great Brain, funny raccoon pictures, raw onion, every time Principal
Ava on “Abbot Elementary” walks into a scene, Mr. Submarine, whatever
it is I think 1970s architecture looks like, The Clissold Arms, The
Wonder Years reboot, my first cronut, podcasting, Teenage Riot, Liev
Schrieber narrating anything, brown, any kind of "melt" when they can
still keep the mayo/tomatoes cold, Bloom County, Baby Come Back (The
Equals not Player), Geoff Esper, a party mix with as close to zero
pretzels as we can get at the moment, Derry Girls, John Lennon chewing
gum onstage, a trail mix with as close to zero raisins as we can get at
the moment, Cheez Whiz, October baseball, Lou Reed's "New York", funny
Karl Mueller, The Vacant Lot, Saturday, notebooks, novels that go into
great detail about what murderers on the run eat at roadside diners,
Rick Sebak's "A Hot Dog Program", Arthur Nersesian's "The Fuck Up",
crinkle-cut fries, "Gavin and Stacey", Graham Linehan before he lost his
mind, Alison Steadman, Mary Shelley's "Frankenstein", candy corn,
Father Ted, day drinking, The Killer, the Hallmark Christmas Channel's
refusal to spend more than a dime on fake snow, Young Frankenstein,
"It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown", Revolver, WIA (the show not the
actual address), the first time of Fall when dead leaves fall like
rain, “Planes, Trains and Automobiles”, “Clerks”, Dave Attell, being the
only person on an entire corporate floor, Chuck Klosterman, the podcast
"Let it Roll", stumbling onto terrestrial radio while in a cabin in the
woods, Cardinal Point Winery, hash browns, seeing the first Christmas
tree of the season, the mid-late 1990s, free office coffee no matter if
it's shitty or fine, coming in from the cold, The Kinks Are the Village
Green Preservation Society, thinking "wow that's the hardest I've
laughed in forever", Bedford & N 7th, Tony Shalhoub, 15 years of
Xmastime, rubbing dogs’ butts, the first “Do They Know It’s Christmas?”
hearing of the season, recliners that swivel,
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