...when you go to take a piss and leave your phone on the couch cuz you'll only be a minute but as you're pissing you realize you need to take a dump but now you have to make the calculator about whether you have time go get your phone and make it back to the toilet in time or be left to sit there and stare into space like a goddam animal from the 1800s. 🤔 🤷♂️
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