OFAH du Jour

Grandad: They used to have little lads of 14 pretending they was 18 just so they could fight for their king and country!

Del: What, and they accepted the little sprogs?

Grandad: More often than not…my brother George lied about his age.

Rodney: Pretended he was 18?

Grandad: No, he was 18, he pretended he was 14.