15 Years Ago Today On Xmastime

Saturday, February 09, 2008

Blue Lagoon

Are we supposed to be moved by Chris Atkins and Brooke Shield becoming lovers in "The Blue Lagoon"? Big fucking deal - they're the only people on the fucking island. Eventually yeah, you'd hafta say well, I'm tired of sticking my dick in a coconut...guess it's you and me now...

And no shit he's gonna be into her. It's Brooke Shields! Gee! What a mystery! They shoulda used Rosie O'Donnell instead. He can fall in love with her, now that's a fucking love story worth rooting for. Well. Maybe the radio version. But still.