Friday, February 17, 2023

EEEEEEVerything's Coming Up Xmastime

All the way back in 2007 I rather brilliantly wrote:
8) QUESTIONS I NEED TO STOP HEARING:
“Did you see that?” – fellas, this one’s for you. We’re on the couch watching the game, Lebron dunks from 15 feet out and you immediately turn to me “WOW man, what a play!!! Did you see that??!!” No. No I didn’t. While I appear to be watching the same tv as you, I’m actually focusing my eyes exactly four inches to the right of the set, so I’m sorry but no, I guess I missed it. Gee. 
AND NOW I just watched the latest episode of Abbott Elementary and the below happened so GOODBYE SUCKERS IT'S BEEN REAL YOU LOSERS CAN TRY TO FIND ME IN HOLLYWOOOOOOOOOOOODDD!!! 😜😜🤗🤣

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