Fuck This Guy

"What do you think the Devil is going to look like if he's around?He will be attractive! He'll be nice and helpful. He'll get a job where he influences a great God-fearing nation. He'll never do an evil thing! He'll never deliberately hurt a living thing... he will just bit by little bit lower our standards where they are important. Just a tiny little bit. Just coax along flash over substance. Just a tiny little bit." - Broadcast News

This fuckwad is the perfect blank canvas for Republicans to start splashing their shit on. He's incredibly nebulous-looking, which I'm pretty sure is literally impossible to be, and has a "gee whiz oh-golly" look on his stupid dad jeans/fleece vest face. It's the non-threatening look that makes you feel comfortable and content before realizing you've agreed to let him kick your puppy in the nuts. He's the perfect vague, doesn't-rally-say-anything-but-then-kinda-does-but-in-a-non-saying-way "voice of calm rationale and reason" that the GOP could puppet-master this country into oblivion with. He's Ronald Reagan without the charisma, which maybe makes him not so quite as dangerous as Reagan but still makes him dangerous enough. Fuck this guy, and be on the lookout over the next couple years for him.