So of course the second I left it never entered my mind again until this morning when someone told me they were giving away pies there. Pies, in the library. WTF, I wondered…so I decided this was the perfect time to reacquaint myself with this librarian I’d been such BFF with only months before. And there were little blueberry pies there, and I don’t even really know why, so I happily took a piece and a few minutes later realized that I’d once again been blathering away just as easy as you please with the librarian. Nailing all the jokes, volunteering small talk, etc etc, I was great. “We really are bff!” I patted myself on the back as I said goodbye. Which is funny, because if I’m being honest and you had a gun to my head (cause? effect? ooooooooh!!!!) I couldn’t really tell you for sure if it was the same librarian. She SEEMED to be the same, but I’m not really sure.
"But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), “wasn’t your mother a librarian when you were a kid and didn’t you spend tons of time there and maybe as a result are just very comfortable being in libraries chatting with librarians?"
Sigh. Yes she was, faithful readers, YES she was.
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