Ugh. Fucking Easter.

I've mentioned several times here that my single greatest moment in life so far was probably coming in 2nd place in my hometown paper's 1979 Easter Bunny Coloring Contest.

Go here for MAYBE THIS IS THE ONE I COLORED?

Anyways, it looks like this year's contest has started, so I will say this to this year's contestants:

Don't even bother, you little shits. I took down your grandfathers, I took down your fathers' and now I'm destroying you and your shitty little dreams. Put down the Husky crayon, find out where Daddy's liquor cabinet is and GTFO of my lane, losers.