Another Announcement About the First 100 Days of an Xmastime Presidential Administration

I've always been above board re:

All adults will be able to order off the kids menu

I will force McDonalds to get rid of its McRib nonsense

And now I'd like to follow up with a third tenet of my party's platform:

No bacon on meat lover's pizza. I love bacon like anybody else but for fuck's sake it just overwhelms everything and suuuuuuucks.

I look forward to getting your vote. Twice.