If I was President I’d make it a law that any nachos from an order that didn’t have any toppings on them could be returned for a discount.
Aaaaaaaaaand the end of my nachos from The Squirrels Nest:
With nary a tortilla chip to be seen in an ocean of toppings, I would like to heartily congratulate The Squirrels Nest on totally surpassing any & all expectations when it comes to nachos-to-toppings ratio, and I look forward to your establishment proudly serving in my presidential cabinet as my Secretary of Fucking Nachos.
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