Happy Fucking Monday Everybody

I was all set to do a "way to go, RESPONSIBLE GUN OWNERS" thing after the news of this horrific event came out. But now that the Governor has somehow managed to make things even worse, all I can say about this situation is:

1) Abbott using "illegal immigrants" means this guy will 100% get off scot-free

2) Whenever they track him down, of course

3) I'm putting the odds of other RESPONSIBLE GUN OWNERS killing at least 3 innocent people during this manhunt while panic-flailing away for this guy in the name of superhero wish fulfillment at oh, let's say, 100%.

It's an incredible thing to be a Republican governor in America. Whatever terrible shit happens, you hafta feed your disgusting, vile base with even more awfulness just to prove your asshole bona fides. Incredible.