OH FFS Already

I've asked before but it bears repeating because I do not understand other human beings: Why is it a BLT & not a BLTC? Why would cheese NOT be automatic on such an otherwise delightful sandwich? Who DOESN'T get cheese on a BLT if offered?

As my French professor at my Almost Matters - the Harvard on the Appomattox, thank you very much - once said, "that's the problem with people: they're only human."