Applying Cologne for the First Time in Like a Freaking Decade, a One-Act Play

INT. Bathroom

1. Just a little dab will do fine, no need to overpower myself like I'm 19 & spraying on a keg of Axe body spray

2. Hmm. Can't really smell it. Should I put on more?

3. Dump the rest of bottle on my face

4. I think someone's going to ask me to leave the building

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