Tuesday, August 08, 2023

Something About Dogs I Mean Who the Fuck Even Cares Anymore

Via today's New York Times - or, as I call it, "the Times":
Akiba Tripp was walking her seven-pound toy poodle, Baby, past the store when the owner opened the door and Syko lurched out, sank his teeth into Baby and broke her spine. Baby was euthanized that evening.

The attack followed two others in May in which Syko and his siblings injured three other dogs. They terrorized people and dogs alike, according to several victims along with online reviews of the shop.

Syko’s reign of terror has now apparently ended. Syko and her other four German shepherds moved permanently to her new house in Westchester County and would no longer come to the store.
No such happy vengeful ending for our hero protagonist from s certain SOMEbody's alltime best non-seller, WILLIAMSBURG RATS: A MANNY'S TOUR OF DUTY:
When I was a young buck growing up in the sticks, going to work meant sprinting a mile along a dirt road being chased by the Dickerson’s death-hound from Hell, a German shepherd who seemed to exist solely to make me shit myself with fear.
But I mean you DID name your dog "Syko", so....?

Hey look, here's a German shepherd:

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