A Brief Statement on the Whole Martin Short Thing

Martin Short is one of my favorite things in this world and apparently Slate has decided to get some bullshit clicks by having some asshole muse that Short isn't funny knowing it would send the Internet off its own rails howling with rightful outrage; you might as well try a clickbait article with some shithead musing whether big tits were awesome to look at - I've spent the day avoiding the ridiculous subject but for the record I wanna declare that if you don't think Martin Short is funny then you can just fuck the hell off already and have fun living the rest of your life as a fucking tool while the rest of us are grateful to be alive at the same time on the same Earth as Martin Short.