I Was Gonna Title This "Bitches Be Crazy Amirite?" but Took the High Road Instead, You're Welcome

It took more than 10 years but has THE GREATEST SORORITY EMAIL FREAKOUT OF ALL TIME finally been challenged, now by this lunatic wedding couple? 🤔🤷‍♂️

UPDATE: upon further review the sorority email girl is still the King - sorry, Queen - but good try wedding nutjobs!