These Things are Both True:

1. Doggie is 100% correct about this

2. The Swiftees will rise up and utterly destroy his 40+ year career by dinner time.

“WHO TAKES THEIR GIRLFRIEND TWO MINUTES INTO A RELATIONSHIP TO VISIT MOMMY AND DADDY?!?!?!”

The Swifties are gonna do some damage to Chris “Mad Dog” Russo for this one. pic.twitter.com/j4NrqnYAnr

— Jimmy Traina (@JimmyTraina) September 27, 2023