Advice. I Have Some. For Once.

I don't consider myself to be a man of great wisdom and I don't think anybody ever looks to me for advice but as I see all the youngsters in my life growing closer to adulthood there's one piece of advice I would like to pass on: if you wake up in bed early having to piss, just get out of bed immediately and go piss. Don't try to ignore it, thinking you'll go back to sleep because the fact is you won't; you'll just lie there miserable until it's time for you to really get up and now you still have to piss and you haven't slept for the last hour or however long you've been lying there. Just get up & piss, and your odds of coming back to bed and falling instantly back to sleep are immensely greater than if you try to sleep though having to piss.

I respectfully remain,

XMASTIME