My Thoughts on Israel/Palestine Since Obviously That's What Everyone's Been Waiting For

Nobody knows less about the whole Israel/Palestine thing than me, but I've long wondered why the two things a political candidate needs to convince Americans of is 1. their utter, unquestionable devotion to Israel (see HERE) and 2. their willingness to eat as wildly irresponsibly as possible at state fairs, so....I have a *feeling* someone's been bullshitting about the whole thing over there for some time now. 🤔🤷‍♂️