Wednesday, October 18, 2023

Only Fools & Bullshit

Apparently a man had an almost fool-proof plan for getting out of paying the check in a restaurant, and that plan was faking heart attacks:

Police in Spain's Blanca region arrested a gentleman who became infamous at local restaurants for eating a fancy dinner and then feigning a heart attack to avoid paying his bill. According to police, the unnamed Lithuanian gentleman, aged 50, has conned more than 20 restaurants out of a free meal.
"But Xmastime", you say in the voice of Craig “Ironhead” Heyward from those soap commercials (RIP), “is this almost fool-proof plan obviously stolen from one of your favorite episodes of Only Fools and Horses, season 6's Chain Gang?" Sigh. Yes it is, faithful readers, YES it is! 🤗🤣🇬🇧

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