Paul McCartney, Bringer of Bad News

I mean we've all seen Paul McCartney do some amazing shit onstage over the decades but this just popped up, him helping a fan onstage announce to her father that she's gay. So why don't we find a way to let Paul McCartney deliver ALL bad news from here out? (NOT that I consider the woman coming out as "bad news" but obviously she was concerned her father would so that's what I'm saying here). He can have a lottery where one fan winner gets to come up and deliver bad news to their loved one, "I got kicked out of college", or "yes it was me who sat on your Yorkie and crushed her to death" or entire country's can also ask him to deliver bad news to other countries - there'd never be another war again because of course who could possibly stay mad for more than 0 seconds when Paul McCartney's the messenger??!?!?!? It's really a shame he couldn't have worked for the War Department during WWII knocking on doors telling families their sons/husbands were dead; how much jollier would the goddam war have been - they'd almost be sorry when it ended!