Promises. I Have Them.

If ever elected President of this great nation I promise that within my first 100 days I will use only the best of artificial intelligence to generate more What’s Happening!! scenes with Rerun’s brother-in-law Ike because that shit was electric.

Ike: I don't need a fat swami for tonight's game, everyone knows Oakland is going to kill Tampa Bay.
Rerun: Not according to my system, I'm predicting an upset - Tampa Bay 10, Oakland 7.
Ike: You're out of your fat mind!

Rerun: You can put your house on this one.
Ike: I don't own a house.
Rerun: Stick with me and you will.
Ike: No, you ARE a house!

Ike: Keep your eye on the bedroom door and if Donna comes out, give me a signal.
Rerun: Right, I'll stomp on the floor three times.
Ike: I said a signal, not an avalanche!