Some Guys Have All the Luck

Speaking of Bobby Charlton, it turns out that with his death the only surviving member of the 1966 England World Cup team is Geoff Hurst....who ALSO just happens to be the guy who scored a hat trick - even a soccer-hating mf like me knows what that is - not only in the World Cup but in the World Cup FINAL!!!! I mean ffs how much luck can one guy have; I'm scared to look up a picture of his wife because I'm pretty sure it'll just pop up as Geena Davis frozen in time as her character from Thelma & Louise (I have no idea which one she is but you know for damn sure with those at-high-tide chompers at their absolute peak she's easily at the top of my "Top 5 Xmastime Ladies of aSpecific Film" list).