A Statement on the Media's Panic Over What Kids in College are Doing or Saying

Can we please stop panicking over dumb shit kids are doing at colleges? I thought that was the time we tucked them away to get stupid shit out of their systems before they have to join the real world; if you’re 51 years old today and have spent 30 years clinging to whatever dumb shit you probably believed while in college then college isn't the problem, you’re just a non-evolving idiot who should be ignored immediately anyway.