Statements. I Make Them.😡

I know the whole "have you tried turning it off and then on again?" comedy trope was funny because it was mostly true but if I search how to solve a glitch on my phone in the year of our lord 2023 one more time and the #1 solution is to make sure I have a goddam Wi-fi connection then I swear to god I am burning this whole goddam thing down once and for all.