AN OPEN LETTER, FROM XMASTIME

Dear People Who Love to Post Complaining About Paul McCartney Not Being Able to Sing as Well Today as in His Younger Days,

If this bothers you so much I am more than happy to take your ticket off your hands, maybe the photos I send of me crying my eyes out as each song he plays only makes my life better & better will make up for your great disappointment in the greatest musical genius of our lifetime, you fucking twat.

I remain,

XMASTIME