Ouch! And Fuck Aaron Rodgers Anyways

2005ish Xmastime would've loooooooved the snark dripping with this one:

The update here is that the 40-year-old quarterback is not a medical marvel, and the 1 little extra percent of inspiration, it turns out, was less relevant to Rodgers’s return than the rates at which fibroblasts release collagen proteins and at which those proteins organize themselves into the tightly packed bundles that make up a strong tendon. What a shock.