Monday, January 29, 2024

Advice for Young People. I Have It.

I don't consider myself to be a man of great wisdom and I don't think anybody ever looks to me for advice but as I see all the young gentlemen in my life growing closer to adulthood there's one piece of advice I would like to pass on to them: whenever you're at some event standing around with your guy friends and someone wants to take a picture - maybe you're at a wedding, for instance - and you find yourself wondering "should I pretend I'm fucking (insert friend's name here) from behind for this next picture?" the answer is always a resounding "yes".

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