Happy Valentine's Day!

What with my over the top, bordering on the dangerous luck with the ladies, Valentine's Day has always been a big deal for me. Let's take a walk through the years and, starting with 8th grade, see how each Valentine's Day went for our guy Xmastime.

1986: nothing
1987: nothing
1988: nothing
1989: bought a rose for a girl I was into and later dated for two years. My first love. Of course by the time it got to her it had died and shriveled up. (The flower, I mean)
1990: I think I got a keychain shaped like a heart from her.
1991: nothing
1992: nothing
1993: nothing
1994: had a girlfriend, but can't remember doing anything special. Sounds like it must have been amazing.
1995: broke up with her, inciting what surely was 4-sleeve Snackwells emergency at Stubbs Dorm.
1996: nothing
1997: nothing
1998: nothing
1999: nothing
2000: nothing
2001: nothing
2002: nothing
2003: nothing
2004: nothing
2005: nothing
2006: nothing
2007: nothing
2008: nothing
2009: nothing
2010: nothing
2011: nothing
2012: nothing
2013: nothing
2014: nothing
2015: nothing
2016: nothing
2017: nothing
2018: nothing
2019: nothing
2020: nothing
2021: nothing
2022: nothing
2023: nothing
2024: nothing (as of 1:15pm)