Life & How to Not Live It

The odds of one of the 6 escalators I use on my commute being temporarily out of service is in direct proportion to how chipper/tired/cranky I am; “XMASTIME IS ON TOP OF THE WORLD” = escalator working just fine, “XMASTIME TRYING TO PICK ALL OF THE FUCKING RAISINS OUT OF A BAG OF TRAIL MIX” = sorry but this escalator is stairs now.