Life. It's Really Happening, Isn't It?

At the office earlier I popped downstairs to the neighboring coffee shop after ordering from their mobile app because that's just the kinda cool, hep cat I am but when I got there the girl said their something-something machine was broken and she'd tried to recreate my Iced Mint Cold Brew as best she could but when I tasted it back at my office it didn't taste anything like it was supposed to but instead tasted like a piece of Jewish Rye bread so now I hafta figure out how to ask them to recreate it for me "wrong" again tomorrow.