Advice for Young People. I Have It.

I don't consider myself to be a man of great wisdom and I don't think anybody ever looks to me for advice but as I see all the young gentlemen in my life growing closer to adulthood there's one piece of advice I would like to pass on to them: the final hurdle to be cleared on the final stretch of road to adulthood is to be living alone but still fully committed to always shutting the bathroom door when using it.