Advice for Young People. I Have It.

I don't consider myself to be a man of great wisdom and I don't think anybody ever looks to me for advice but as I see all the young gentlemen in my life growing closer to adulthood there's one piece of advice I would like to pass on to them: the only way to pretend to be typing furiously on your laptop at work so people leave you alone is to actually type real words, like I am doing right now, instead of just slapping your fingers around so they inevitably hit the exact same keys like this sksksksi9isksksisksisiskssks9sksksks9kskksks9 so just by the sound everybody knows you’re bullshitting.