Just now I saw a woman drop a pizza box on the floor top-side down and of course I immediately thought the worst but people I am here to tell you what followed was the happiest I've ever been for another one of God's blessed creatures when I could tell upon hearing the sounds inside the box as she picked it up that it was merely leftover crusts, confirmed both by her immediately tossing the whole thing into the trash can she'd obviously been walking to the entire time and because she looked like she couldn't give less of a fuck about whole episode if you paid her, so.
No comments:
Post a Comment