Saturday, March 16, 2024

Fuck the Supreme Court

A while back I brillianced this:

This is how every single vote in Congress is going to go from here on out:

Democrats: this is a bill we'd like to introduce that-

Republicans: this isn't a real bill, this was made by witches

Democrats: what?

Republicans: we better shoot this over to the Trump Cou - I mean, the Supreme Court

Supreme Court: this is a bill by witches and is not a real bill so there may be no vote

Swap out "vote" for "election" and that's it, people.

And now we see this:

Former Trump adviser Peter Navarro is asking the Supreme Court to let him avoid reporting to a federal prison next week to begin serving a four-month sentence for his contempt of Congress conviction. 

So....why? Why would the Supreme Court even consider reviewing some random guy's sentencing? Is this really what the Supreme Court supposed to be doing?

OH great, I am 100% right and we are 100% fucked. Awesome.

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