Sunday, March 17, 2024

I Have Solved the Science of Food Portions, by Xmastime X Xmastime

A few years ago I had a come to Jesus moment, a phrase I genuinely hate, when I realized that while one slice of pizza wasn't enough and two slices was juuuuuuuust enough to make me feel crappy/sleepy/less horny, the magic number for idealized pizza happiness was a slice & a half.

I've recently discovered the Arby's Double Roast Beef sandwich brings us the same conundrum: the Arby's single roast beef is too small (with a TERRIBLE bun to meat ratio!), but the double is too big. And if I, Joe Q. American, thinks such a thing then surely millions of other people do?

Shouldn't places start serving ONE AND A HALF as a serving size for such things from now on?

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