THIS IS ME SCREAMING IN THE WIND

CAN 👏 SOMEONE 👏 PLEASE 👏 EXPLAIN 👏 TO 👏 ME 👏 WHY 👏 THEY'RE 👏 STILL 👏 MAKING 👏 BUTTON-FLY 👏 JEANS 👏 FOR 👏 MEN????!!?!??!?!?!

FULL DISCLOSURE: the last 4 pairs of jeans I've bought online have turned out to be button-fly jeans, which are fucking terrible and waste of fucking denim and now I'm becoming convinced they made a billion of these goddam things in like 1982 and now they're all in a huge warehouse somewhere and so whenever they see someone like me pop up they're like "fuck it, foist the fucking button-fly jeans on this asshole" because they know I won't make the effort to return them grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. 😡😡😡😡