Monday, April 29, 2024

Asshole du Jour

Guy who's walking jjuuuuuuuuust far enough behind you in your journey leaving a large office building, you hold each door open for him as he trails along in your wake and when you finally get to a double set of doors at the end you're like "oh good now this guy's just gonna go to the other set of doors and stop following me so we hafta do this fucking door dance again" but of course he keeps fucking walking right behind you and so one last time you've gotta stand there holding the fucking door for this asshole like you're walking the goddam Queen of England through a parade.

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