All I want out of this life is for somebody to be about to interview me at a large theater with every seat filled and for them to give such an over-the-top introduction about how great I am that once the audience's applause finally dies down I can super-smarmily reply with, "is there a question anywhere in there?"
(MUCH better than my own real-life such scenario, unfortunately) 😬😬🤗🤣🤗🤣
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